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Post by Claire Littleton on Apr 5, 2009 22:24:29 GMT -6
Give us some funny quotes! They're everywhere - in our daily lives, in movies, tv shows, books, etc! Tell us your favorites!
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Post by Claire Littleton on Apr 5, 2009 22:27:56 GMT -6
Here's a relevant one, from one of the first couple episodes of LOST:
Charlie Pace: So, first plane crash?
Claire Littleton: What gave it away?
Charlie Pace: Ah, you can always spot the newbies.
And one from the other day.. My friend Em had just come over to my house, before we were to go on a bookstore excursion together.
PIXIE: *brandishing arm, with a long, scabbed-over slice on it* Look, look! I've been mauled!
EM: Oh, no! What manner of fell beast did this to you?
PIXIE: HIM! *points at cat, sleeping adorably and innocently in the sun*
EM: ...lies are not very becoming, Pix.
Heh. My cat tends to get riled when he plays, although he rarely ever actually draws blood.
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Post by Drew Linsey on Apr 8, 2009 12:20:07 GMT -6
- "I laugh in the face of danger! ... Then I run and hide 'til it goes away ..." (Sokka from "Avatar: The Last Airbender")
- "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you." (Anonymous)
- "What goes around, comes around and then falls down and gets dizzy ..." (Anonymous)
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Post by Emmett Beckett on Apr 8, 2009 20:10:41 GMT -6
"Bless This Teacher, Bless This Book, God Bless The Fool Who Burns This Book." - Anonymous
"COOPER, IMMA BEAT YOU WITH A FROZEN BISCUIT IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR TRAP!" - My Sister Michelle
"Cause you were Romeo, I was a Scarlett letter and my daddy said STFU ALREADY!" - Anonymous
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Post by Kate Austen on Apr 10, 2009 18:36:21 GMT -6
- Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought only girls on TV did that...
Mel- I can't beleive it!
Wanda- I know
Mel- I don't think I could ever do that to him.
Wanda- Really?
Mel- He so good to me
Wanda- Yeah he's got quite a backhand don't you think?
Don't ask me why I find the second one funny. It's from The Host. If you eveer read, you'll understand....
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Post by Adam Barsow on Apr 11, 2009 20:51:32 GMT -6
Me - "jessi?"
Jessica - "yeah?"
Me - "oh, nevermind."
Jessica - "jasmin, you know i hate when you do that crap. now say what you have to say before i come over there and HIT YOU."
I'm Jasmin, my sister is Jessica. Ah, her threats are so freakin' funny... to me at least. xD
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Me - "hey mom, can we take Toby in the supermarket?"
Mom - "no, dogs can't go in there. only seeing-eye dogs."
Me - "okay; then i'll close my eyes."
hehe. daily silliness of me. xD toby is my dog, if you haven't figuredthat out. xD
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Post by Jack Singer on Apr 12, 2009 23:54:48 GMT -6
This happened last Tuesday at school:
Mike: *walks up to me, smiling* Dude, the White Sox lost! And the Red Sox won! *starts laughing*
Me: You know, I might have believed that if both of those games weren't postponed until today.
Mike: *immediately stops laughing* How'd you know?!
Me: I watch ESPN, too, you know.
Mike: *grumbles* They're still gonna lose...
The next day:
Me: Alright, they both won.
Mike: Yeah, but the Red Sox did better.
Me: Dude, they gave up two runs. The White Sox didn't give up any.
Mike: *getting angry* JIM THOME RETIRED IN THE SPRING!
Me: HE'S THE REASON THEY WON THE GAME YESTERDAY, GENIUS!
Mike: *walks away*
I'm a huge White Sox fan, while my cousin, Mike, loves the Red Sox. We always talk to each other at school, and most of our conversations start off with something about the teams. And for some reason, he always singles out Jim Thome's performance.
I got these from Call of Duty 4:
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - Unknown
"Friendly fire - isn't." - Unknown
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Post by Yuuki Gray on Apr 15, 2009 17:12:55 GMT -6
Me: Is It Free Shipping?
Amber: (Scrolls down the page) Free Shipping for Japan, Australia, and North America
-Pause-
WE ARE NORTH AMERICA RIGHT!?
Me: *rolls eyes* Yes
Amber is my Twin Sister
It was last year and we took the job test thing in English class she got Gas staion Attendent
Mic"Wait, is it hard to be a gas station attendent?"
Me "...You want to be one?"
At lunch last year talking about out future weddings
Mic"I want swans at my wedding."
Me "Thats bad.. Havn't you ever seen Americas Funniest Home Videos? With the swan always attacking the bride?"
Mic "...Well then I'll just get shock coller for them."
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Post by Emmeline Tyler on Apr 19, 2009 12:24:06 GMT -6
funniest quote from my daily life as of recent:
(this was at 4:00 in the morning, just to preface.)
Carolyn: it's 4:00? We have class in like, three hours then.
me: no, four hours, we have to be UP in three hours to get coffee, but class is in four hours. it's at 8:00.
Dan: yeah, 'cause four plus four is five.
*everyone takes long second to comprehend that*
me: you mean eight?
Dan: ........and that's my cue to exit.
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Post by Jake Cowan on Apr 21, 2009 11:14:15 GMT -6
hmm funny quotes,
one irl ones,more to follow. and quotes if i can find them.lol.
(three in the morn, awhile back i was pulling guard..about to get off but so tired i started to hallucinate a little at the end,i knew i was though, but still too tired to not say something off the wall))
Me- theres a man crawling towards us..
other guy- no...nothing there, you need to sleep,*laughs*
Me- no wait..its a dog..
other guy--......
me- ah..its a..spider?
other guy..what?
me- yep a big spider..moving left to right and closer.
other guy.. umm..we can leave now..
(we got replaced)
Me- screw it..you guys deal with the spider, im going to bed.
new guys- .....
i remember a line from the cgi online bit called red vs blue.
"Hey sarge do you have a zombie plan?"
<i think it was griff that asks it>
"Yep i have thirty six of them...34 of which involve using you as bait so i can escape".
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Post by Melinda Harper on Apr 23, 2009 15:16:53 GMT -6
MMmkay I thought this was real funny, me and one of my friends were on AIm talking about this site we RP at, I couldn't stop laugh lol. Anyhow...
Me: I'm gonna name the demon lmao
Holdon: you named him lmao
Me: what ?
Holdon: cara you named the demon lmao?
Me: lol no but no I'm giving him a name
Holdon: you should call him lmao though
Me: yeah such a badass name lmao
Holdon: yeah he is
(it gets a bit long so.... later)
Me: posted
Holdon: lmao
Me: no you killed lmao
Holdon: lol
Me: lol
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Post by Emmeline Tyler on Apr 24, 2009 16:29:54 GMT -6
"I'm shocked, shocked to find drugs in a recording studio." ~Det. Mike Logan, Law & Order CI
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Post by Charlie Pace on May 6, 2009 19:31:33 GMT -6
Wade Wilson: Great, stuck in an elevator with 5 guys on a high protein diet.
Wade Wilson: Oh Wade!
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.
William Stryker: Now just shut it! You're up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you sir, you look really nice today. It's the green, it brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Logan: Oh my God, do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No, not while I'm awake.
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